If I were a month I’d be May
If I were a day I’d be Friday
If I were a time of day I’d be 6:00 a.m.
If I were a font I'd be papyrus
If I were a planet I'd be mars
If I were a direction I'd be south
If i were a piece of furniture I’d be the kitchen table
If I were a liquid I'd be an essential oil
If i were a gemstone I'd be an opal
If I were a tree I'd be an Atlas Cedarwood
If I were an element I’d be water
If I were a tool I’d be scissors
If I were a tool I’d be scissors
If I were a flower I'd be a red geranium
If I were an element of weather I'd be a sunny day
If I were a musical instrument I’d be a player piano
If I were a color I’d be orange
If I were an emotion I’d be inspiration
If I were a fruit I'd be a ripe fig
If I were a sound I’d be pouring rain with a bit of rolling thunder
If I were a car I’d be an orange Karmen Ghia
If I were a food I’d be baklava
If I were a place I’d be Terme di Saturnia
If I were material I’d be well-worn cotton
If I were a taste I’d be bittersweet
If I were a scent I’d be patchouli
If I were a body part I’d be the hands
If I were a song I'd be Baba O'Reilly by The Who
If I were a bird I'd be a magpie
If I were a gift I’d be given late
If I were a city I’d be Florence
If I were a door I'd open onto a flower garden
If I were a pair of shoes I'd be slip-ons